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How to drive people crazy

Courtesy of surfingisfun.com:

• At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
• Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
• Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
• Dont use any punctuation
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Order diet water with a straight face whenever you go out to eat.
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
• Sing along at the opera.
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
• Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you are not in the mood.
• Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream: "I won! I won!"
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling: "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
• Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
• And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... Forward this post to someone to make them smile. (It is called therapy.)